They say that age is just a number.. However in my case, it is two numbers! 2 & 5. (If your dyslexic, don't confuse it with 5 & 2, I'm not that old)
I like to have a laugh, and who doesn't?? Well Jack Dee and manic depressives maybe don't but other than that, we all do. Don't get me wrong, I'm not having a dig at people with depression.. I was depressed once! My doctor recommended that I should maybe join a suicide club, I did, but in truth that was no help at all as I was the only twat to turn up.
So a little bit about me.. Lee Jarvis; I speak fluent French, I.E, Fucking, Bastard, Cunt & Twat. But my main language Is English. So pretty boring really. I was born a failure, In fact the only thing I have actually succeeded In Is failure, which I'm quite proud of to be honest as It shows consistency!
I write sitcoms and I've now chosen to try stand up!.. Mainly due to becoming bored of sitting down. I come from a loving family: - they all fucking loved to hate me. I guess that since you have got so far down the profile, your either hoping to come and see me on stage soon, or your a Identity thief! If you are the former then great, keep signing In, viewing my profile and updates will follow.
If your an Identify thief then good luck, nobody wants to be me!!! Me Included, so am willing to swap with anybody... Well not anybody! I draw the line a peado's, murderers and illegal Immigrants!!
watch me, rate me and enjoy. Thanks and hopefully I will see you soon!
