'Son of a stranger', that's the literal meaning of my surname I am told. Always sounded like a nice way of saying 'bastard if you ask me. In the way 'A Boy Named Sue' by Johnny Cash, shaped the character of the person by his naming at birth - then that hold's true here as well, as I am a bit of a bastard, and sometime a funny one.
Armed with an expanse and random recall and a motormouth, that helps me fly through ranting observations.
Not one for one-liners, but I am partial to an awful pun, and consider myself [adopts Samuel.L. Jackson voice] the pun 'fucking' master. if comedy fails, then a career writing tabloid headlines beckons.
